Thoughtless Blogging

I have no idea what I'm doing. Enjoy the randomness.

monobeartheater:

rosieroodoodeloo:

rneerkat:

im pretty sure somebody hid the final paragraph of my essay on a shelf i cant reach, but i dont want to jump to conclusions

IS THIS REAL.

LETS ALL APPRECIATE FOR A MOMENT THAT THE UNIVERSE EVOLVED JUST RIGHT TO MAKE THIS PUN POSSIBLE

(Source: rneerkat, via roseweasley7)

When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog.

—A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States. (via africandogontheprairie)

(via forthegloryofscience)

themaskedotter:

themaskedotter:

I’m crying because when my dad was eighteen he was going to join the airforce and then the night before he had a dream that Jesus slapped him in the face with a gigantic fish and asked him what he was doing and he woke up and thought, “Jesus is right what am I doing?” And that’s why my dad did not join the military. 

But really I probably wouldn’t have been born if my dad hadn’t been fish slapped in the face by dream Jesus and I can’t even

(via penfairy)

eggsquad:

Literally my math teacher abandoned today’s lesson because some kid brought his kitten to school i don’t even know

(via pleatedjeans)

beautypeen:

listen, i’m never going to let you use my laptop idk what exactly i have to hide but i’m 200% sure there’s something

(via roseweasley7)